Friday, January 28, 2005

Would You Vote in Iraq?

I don't know who this hack is (so I probably shouldn't call him a hack), but he doesn't seem to have a clue:



"Violence has stepped up prior to the election with insurgents threatening open season on anyone who goes to a polling station. Here's a quick roundup of Iraq violence from 8 a.m. Thursday to 8 a.m. Friday. We have just one question: Amid all this, would you vote?"



He is right. It would be better for them to stay indoors and stay alive, and let the terrorist thugs have their way. I am sure once the situation settles down, the thugs would be happy to set aside their IEDs and AK-47s and listen to what the citizens think. Plus, the weather forecast calls for sandstorms. No one wants to be caught in one of those. Maybe they could pay the terrorists to leave them alone. They could set up a monthly installment plan, where, once a month, they leave a bad of dinari outside their door in exchange for safety. For an extra bag of dinari, they could buy an exemption from the rape rooms. They definately want to forgo the chance of ever determining their own destiny. Patrick Henry was not exactly right. An attached head is worth a few pounds of chains.

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